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  • Jun. 24th, 2009 at 10:03 AM
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  • 10:30 The sun came up (as expected), my skin got hot and the puppy ate my toes. #

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  • Jun. 17th, 2009 at 10:04 AM
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  • 13:51 Fact: Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Gallactica. #

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  • Jun. 12th, 2009 at 10:04 AM
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  • 00:11 It's only life. We all get through it. #

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  • Jun. 6th, 2009 at 10:03 AM
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  • 17:11 It's sad and funny when a sleeping alcoholic detoxer lifts an empty hand up to his/her mouth to take a drink. #

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  • Jun. 5th, 2009 at 10:03 AM
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  • 12:32 I will never understand patients that get mad at you for taking care of them. #
  • 17:26 Sooo.. today i saw a patient chew through a restraining vest (posey)...i wouldn't have believed it if i hadn't seen it. #
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  • Jun. 4th, 2009 at 10:03 AM
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  • 09:36 All of my patients are decent today (so far), but that hallway is detox central. oy. #

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  • Jun. 1st, 2009 at 10:03 AM
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  • 11:24 Haldol: A nurse's best friend. #

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  • May. 31st, 2009 at 10:02 AM
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  • 14:09 Code brown! We're on poo patrol! #
  • 07:52 I hope today is better than yesterday. #
  • 09:15 So far, today sucks. #
  • 09:21 Hospital psychosis is an ugly, horrible thing. Maybe I'm getting it, too. I definitely feel like I'm going nuts. #
  • 09:42 Quote of the day: And YOU...you...If I was in the hospital, I wouldn't let you touch my asshole! #
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  • May. 28th, 2009 at 10:05 AM
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  • 16:48 Time carves initials into the prison of your face #

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  • May. 20th, 2009 at 10:05 AM
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  • 12:25 I was born an original sinner. I was borne from original sin. #

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  • May. 18th, 2009 at 10:07 AM
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  • 12:03 i have cramps so bad i might hork #

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  • May. 17th, 2009 at 10:03 AM
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  • 15:06 Spicy going in, spicy coming out. #
  • 18:07 Electric shocks on aching bones =x #
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  • May. 16th, 2009 at 10:03 AM
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  • 18:50 I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates who said, "I drank what?" #

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  • May. 14th, 2009 at 10:04 AM
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  • 15:08 I have so much anxiety right now that i might explode. #

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  • May. 13th, 2009 at 10:04 AM
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  • 11:13 I love it when you call me Big Poppa. #
  • 21:24 if you have a minute why don't we go talk about it somewhere only we know #
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  • May. 7th, 2009 at 10:06 AM
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  • 23:34 I work tomorrow, and I can't sleep. *cry* #

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  • May. 6th, 2009 at 10:04 AM
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  • 11:29 I'm going to make apple cobbler today. Mmm. Ohh. #

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  • May. 3rd, 2009 at 10:03 AM
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  • 09:20 3rd shift in a row is always hard for me. my brain is fried and i'm kinda cranky. =( #

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  • Apr. 29th, 2009 at 10:04 AM
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  • 10:21 I think people need to seriously take a step back and calm down a little about the swine flu. #

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  • Apr. 27th, 2009 at 10:05 AM
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  • 09:51 I hate when I start out my day trying to catch up. #

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