- 10:30 The sun came up (as expected), my skin got hot and the puppy ate my toes. #
- 13:51 Fact: Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Gallactica. #
- 00:11 It's only life. We all get through it. #
- 17:11 It's sad and funny when a sleeping alcoholic detoxer lifts an empty hand up to his/her mouth to take a drink. #
- 12:32 I will never understand patients that get mad at you for taking care of them. #
- 17:26 Sooo.. today i saw a patient chew through a restraining vest (posey)...i wouldn't have believed it if i hadn't seen it. #
- 09:36 All of my patients are decent today (so far), but that hallway is detox central. oy. #
- 11:24 Haldol: A nurse's best friend. #
- 14:09 Code brown! We're on poo patrol! #
- 07:52 I hope today is better than yesterday. #
- 09:15 So far, today sucks. #
- 09:21 Hospital psychosis is an ugly, horrible thing. Maybe I'm getting it, too. I definitely feel like I'm going nuts. #
- 09:42 Quote of the day: And YOU...you...If I was in the hospital, I wouldn't let you touch my asshole! #
- 16:48 Time carves initials into the prison of your face #
- 12:25 I was born an original sinner. I was borne from original sin. #
- 12:03 i have cramps so bad i might hork #
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- 18:50 I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates who said, "I drank what?" #
- 15:08 I have so much anxiety right now that i might explode. #
- 11:13 I love it when you call me Big Poppa. #
- 21:24 if you have a minute why don't we go talk about it somewhere only we know #
- 23:34 I work tomorrow, and I can't sleep. *cry* #
- 11:29 I'm going to make apple cobbler today. Mmm. Ohh. #
- 09:20 3rd shift in a row is always hard for me. my brain is fried and i'm kinda cranky. =( #
- 10:21 I think people need to seriously take a step back and calm down a little about the swine flu. #
- 09:51 I hate when I start out my day trying to catch up. #